I got a free ride

I got a free ride from the MTA because my baby is soooo cute and the funny thing is she was sleeping at the time. I got on the bus with two dollars in quarters in my hand. Before I could put the change in the appropriate slot the bus driver looked at me and he melted at the sight of the sleeping 20lb+ baby hanging from the BabyBjorn in sweet slumber. Hell, I saved two dollars today! That’s two dollars I can invest in my business.